Life Cycle
The life cycle is all backwards!
You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then..
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, when at last, you finish off as an orgasm.
* I Don't know who wrote this, but they sure got it right! *
You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then..
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, when at last, you finish off as an orgasm.
* I Don't know who wrote this, but they sure got it right! *
posted by cascadeboy at 11:23 PM
1 Comments:
Hi CB, Good to see you're still kickin. Fly that copter of yours down this way one of these days, beep and I'll wave LOL! Hope alls well with you.
Did you read the book or see the movie, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button? Same concept pretty much...yeah,things certainly seem backwards.
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